RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 23 days agoBREAKING: John Fetterman has been spotted eating a sandwich off an airport floor 🚨hexbear.netimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down10
arrow-up1115arrow-down1imageBREAKING: John Fetterman has been spotted eating a sandwich off an airport floor 🚨hexbear.netRedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·23 days agoAll beat em ups take place in a world where food is delivered in an oil drum. You’re just stealing people’s door dash orders.
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·23 days agoThat actually tracks, also for transporting gems and money too.
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·23 days agoSometimes things come in wooden crates. Cardboard boxes seem to be exclusively for pizza. Wait… That’s why everyone is so buff and also so angry all the time!
All beat em ups take place in a world where food is delivered in an oil drum. You’re just stealing people’s door dash orders.
That actually tracks, also for transporting gems and money too.
Sometimes things come in wooden crates. Cardboard boxes seem to be exclusively for pizza.
Wait…
That’s why everyone is so buff and also so angry all the time!