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tfm@piefed.europe.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 天前

How to kill a child

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How to kill a child

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tfm@piefed.europe.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 天前
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  • MajinBlayze@lemmy.world
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    Remember: before killing yourself, it’s your responsibility to kill your children.

    • naeap@sopuli.xyz
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      And delete all the memories you had during that

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    If you fork, you’re gonna have children. Those children will slowly eat up your memory. It’s time to hang them up. Shut their pipes. Sometimes they refuse to die, like cats. Control Cat won’t work. That’s where you want to kill them 9 times.

  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Worst thing about having parents, they die.

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      only if you do it right. lol

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      also sometimes the best

  • Master167@lemmy.world
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    This is why I get flagged by the FBI as a troubled individual.

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    Simple Children

    I don’t think that’s the preferred nomenclature anymore.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      What are we up to now? Differently intellected youth? Synaptically challeneged? Or can we wrap back around to stupid kids?

  • pticrix@lemmy.ca
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    Animated for you to better understand

  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    They knew.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    Dumping core

    I love the constant Star Trek references on Lemmy.

    Also that the proper procedure is to first kill oneself & then others. So many get that wrong.

    • ozymandias117@lemmy.world
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      Actually, you have to kill your children before yourself.

      They become zombie processes if you kill yourself while they’re still alive.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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        Yes, ofc, you need mana first, that’s why you procured children with unique PIDs.

    • mynamewastakenagain@lemmy.ml
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      Core dump in computing predates star trek - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Core_dump

  • Bristlecone@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know why but “dumping core” was a really funny way for this to end

  • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The source, in case anyone is wondering.

    https://www.danlj.org/mkj/lad/contents.html

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