Fuck, they’re onto me.
Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you.
Shit, I remembered it wrong!
Just because you remember doesn’t mean… I, what was I talking about?
To be paranoid nowadays is just being aware you’re under constant government and corporate surveillance for their profit/political gain.
What used to be schizophrenia, is now just everyday life.
Just because they’re after you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid.
This is mean, no one is in your house you guys! I know because I’m always watching.
What’s your wifi password? My cell service isn’t getting through your walls well.
It’s true, he’s always at your house. It’s weird.
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That’s what I was afraid of! 😱
We know. We know.
me reading this on the shitter: 😳
I know
A pooping partner yay
Usually you have to pay a lot of money for that.
In The Dresden Files, He Who Walks Behind could be immediately behind you, even if your back is to a wall (such as it presumably is when you’re using the restroom).
You are your own entourage
