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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago

Yummy, almost took a second

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Yummy, almost took a second

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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago
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    Don’t be absurd, no one’s rich enough to just hand out eggs in this economy.

  • linkinkampf19 🖤🩶🤍💜🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    Fingies.

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      five of em. no thumbs

      • altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Industrial Light & Magic

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      [Inigo Montoya has entered the chat]

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    Reminds me of a school Halloween event where you are blindfolded and have to go around feeling “brains” and “eyeballs” but it’s just like spaghetti and grapes and stuff.

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      Ah yes, Shabriri grapes, my favourite!

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    These anti-vaxxer spreading parties are going up a level.

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    Halloween is about to get messy this year.

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    I have two children but I’m not that hungry. Can I donate my other handful to a childless person?

  • VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Egging 'em before they egg your house. Outstanding move

  • psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Honestly…

  • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    Man, pocket scrambled eggs is the best

    • dustycups@aussie.zone
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      I refuse to eat my scrambled eggs from a man pocket.
      Oh, a comma. Sorry about that.

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    Can someone explain?

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      Chris (simpsons artist)

    • danekrae@lemmy.world
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      I’m guessing it’s a joke about the Halloween candy tradition they have in the US.

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        In my part of the country we give out fried eggs

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        Oh, right, that holiday.

        Without context, this is just… fine? As long as they wash their hands first.

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          Still, most trick-or-treaters probably expect something other than a handful of scrambled eggs.

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            I agree.

            Halloween is the context.
            I said it was fine without context.

            As in, on a normal day where people are not trick or treating (and therefore expecting candy)… it’s fine.

            As long as they wash their hands first.

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