And this newer lady working there seems to think that’s “too much information” and that I should just say “I’m unavailable” or whatever.
Which, like I try to be sensitive to other peoples sensitivities but that just seems a bit unreasonable to me. Part of the reason I say restroom is so people a) know why I’m indisposed and don’t think I’m just fucking around in the back b) if they really need ASAP they can head to near where the bathrooms are to meet me.
If someone says they need to go to the bathroom while I’m hanging with them my head isn’t immediately filled with images of them squeezing turds out of their Doo Doo ass.
Also doesn’t help this lady hasn’t even been here long and already have a reputation for starting arguments and drama for very inconsequential things so I almost half suspect she’s feigning disgust just to have something to complain about.
Idk I guess this is just an AITA post
Idk I’d like to think I’d just turn off the headset and enjoyed the silence while I’m pooping.
If I did that the store would burn down. A cashier who’s worked here for 2 years may get asked where the bathrooms are and have a meltdown because they suddenly can’t remember and feel the need to ask me.
All the more reason to do it. Sounds like it would be the best shit of your life. I shit and the world trembles.