And this newer lady working there seems to think that’s “too much information” and that I should just say “I’m unavailable” or whatever.
Which, like I try to be sensitive to other peoples sensitivities but that just seems a bit unreasonable to me. Part of the reason I say restroom is so people a) know why I’m indisposed and don’t think I’m just fucking around in the back b) if they really need ASAP they can head to near where the bathrooms are to meet me.
If someone says they need to go to the bathroom while I’m hanging with them my head isn’t immediately filled with images of them squeezing turds out of their Doo Doo ass.
Also doesn’t help this lady hasn’t even been here long and already have a reputation for starting arguments and drama for very inconsequential things so I almost half suspect she’s feigning disgust just to have something to complain about.
Idk I guess this is just an AITA post
Yea but then there’s always that one clueless management person who needs to know where you are right then and there and the rest of the universe is going to hear you’re on the shitter probably even while on it because otherwise your ass doo doo or not is being written up for not answering.
I don’t think you’re the ass here, she’s probably just being petty or can’t read the room.
One time I was basically dying on the toilet idr what was wrong, think it was a case of double buckets, but I kept pushing against the button, pretty sure the whole store heard me since they looked terrified when I got out and asked if everything was ok…ofc not. Our headsets you can totally hear people pee and poo, worst was one of the old managers’ buttons got stuck and all you could hear was pissss on the radio, was awkward AF.
what is double buckets
When you have diarrhea and vomiting at the same time, tbf I’ve only heard people that lived through the original Great Depression use it, but does it explain it great.