I’ve got ocean front property in Arrriiiizzooonnaaa
Great, just what I needed. MORE humidity
Looks like my house is still there so fuck it.
Lol, the mountains in the East underwater.
Oh, this again? Come on. That’s not what scientists say. It’s a map of the Mediterranean Sea superimposed on the US. It’s a joke. Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains.
Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains.
Do you have a source for this? I’m going to need to do some of my own research before I start believing that.
Scientific and irrefutable :)
Except:
-Get Out of Denver - Bob Seger
-Because I Got High - Afroman
-Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush
As a citizen scientist, I have to agree with the map’s conclusion. If anything, it’s optimistic. I’d say the timeline is probably closer to 12 years before that map is our new reality.
Your only saying that cuz you have hope for the future
I don’t know. Here I am occupying my day explaining to strangers that a map posted to something literally called “Lemmy Shitpost” is not scientifically accurate. I think I’m probably not clever enough to operate in the future. I hate the future. It sucks. Where’s my flying car?
Oh oh I know this one!!! It’s at the bottom of the swamp they said they’d drain!!!
That is this, some sort of shit post.
I guess I’ll have water front property before I die after all.
Feck you, Canada won’t be any part of the US, or the Mediterranean!
Keep going. We haven’t sunk Florida yet.
How dare you give Missouri such good food
Burn more coal, I still see part of Texas left.
From my Oklahoma friend: “Give Texas back to Mexico!”
I can’t remember where I saw this (probably a webcomic) where they asked who won the Mexican American war, and the punchline was “well who ended up with Texas”
I don’t know, they took some of the most conservative parts of the state to the north and northeast, plus the panhandle. Maybe we’ve got a chance now.
I’m just glad they took Oklahoma
Waterfront property in Omaha! It’s gonna be lit!
Another Italy?
In this economy??
I’ll pay taxes necessary for another Italy if we get another Greece. Fuck now I’m hungry
This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them.
how is new orelans still there if its built under sea level?
