“The leading suspect,” he concluded, “is a wooden toothpick—an object commonly found in club sandwiches and used for dental hygiene. Toothpick ingestions often go unnoticed, but once identified, they are considered medical emergencies owing to their propensity to cause visceral perforation and vascular injury.”
My first thought was Lupus.
It’s never Lupus!
Except that one time
I’ve said that for the longest time too because of House… And then my sister got diagnosed with lupus about 2 weeks ago. I’ve been lied to!