Oh I thought he was disgusting in Guardians of the Galaxy. Everything being the same gold color was extremely off putting and my autism did not fuckin appreciate that. But I also more or less require a dude to be hairy for me to be interested and he just wasn’t. Even if its just a lil bit of scruffy facial hair. If no facial hair then gotta be hairy elsewhere. Then there’s the fact that my personal tastes preclude longer hair styles so I wasn’t really interested for that reason. He might as well have been a Ken doll in that movie as far as my gay ass was concerned. But this meme? Legit? omnomnomnomnomsnac
Ha, see I have the complete opposite taste. A bit of pit hair and bush is all fine, maybe a bit of a goatee, but otherwise I like mostly smooth dudes. And yet I like hairy women… I haven’t unpacked that yet.
Also any fantasy skin/hair colors puts my needle straight into overdrive, so Adam Warlock is bonus points for me.
I think we can all firmly (lol) agree that he’s a snack in this pic tho.
And yet I like hairy women… I haven’t unpacked that yet.
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Maybe you’re just looking for one of your own kind? Sidenote, the phrasing of I like hairy women I haven’t unpacked that yet had me laughing for a solid minute straight.
Fantasy skin/hair colors I’m also with you on but it’s usually green for me. My DM is aware of this and recently dropped in a sexy as fuck, hairy half-orc with short hair who had a strength and con score to rival my barbarians (that were at fuckin 21 and 20 as it is) and I don’t know if I want to propose to Gar or my DM.
Did y’all not see him all gold and fine in Guardians of the Galaxy?
Anyway, even in We’re the Millers he was kinda dorky cute.
In Guardians Of The Galaxy Adam Warlock is like a flying Austin Powers meme
Oh I thought he was disgusting in Guardians of the Galaxy. Everything being the same gold color was extremely off putting and my autism did not fuckin appreciate that. But I also more or less require a dude to be hairy for me to be interested and he just wasn’t. Even if its just a lil bit of scruffy facial hair. If no facial hair then gotta be hairy elsewhere. Then there’s the fact that my personal tastes preclude longer hair styles so I wasn’t really interested for that reason. He might as well have been a Ken doll in that movie as far as my gay ass was concerned. But this meme? Legit? omnomnomnomnomsnac
Ha, see I have the complete opposite taste. A bit of pit hair and bush is all fine, maybe a bit of a goatee, but otherwise I like mostly smooth dudes. And yet I like hairy women… I haven’t unpacked that yet.
Also any fantasy skin/hair colors puts my needle straight into overdrive, so Adam Warlock is bonus points for me.
I think we can all firmly (lol) agree that he’s a snack in this pic tho.
Maybe you’re just looking for one of your own kind? Sidenote, the phrasing of I like hairy women I haven’t unpacked that yet had me laughing for a solid minute straight.
Fantasy skin/hair colors I’m also with you on but it’s usually green for me. My DM is aware of this and recently dropped in a sexy as fuck, hairy half-orc with short hair who had a strength and con score to rival my barbarians (that were at fuckin 21 and 20 as it is) and I don’t know if I want to propose to Gar or my DM.