Jigsaw: So you like to play games do you, dumbass…

Me: sorry I couldn’t hear you, I’m partially deaf.

Jigsaw: (louder) So you like to play games do you, dumbass…

Me: Sorry, still couldn’t hear you, I don’t mean to be rude but are you mumbling? Try again, louder and clearer

Jigsaw:SO YOU LIKE TO PLAY GAMES DO YOU, DUMBASS…

Me: you don’t have to yell

*jigsaw triggers the saw trap killing me instantly*