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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days ago

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days ago
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WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he touted the body’s natural ability to transmute lead into gold. “The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” […]
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