WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he touted the body’s natural ability to transmute lead into gold. “The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” […]
It’s hard to satirise someone when even the most ridiculous thing sounds like it could plausibly come from that dipshit.
That said, it’d be pretty funny if somone planted some plausible looking studies on the internet that confirmed this and sent the links to him to see if we could get him to believe it and start drinking lead.