Team Crab FTW. Go get em boys!
Overrun? They were there first.
You’re data centers are the ones overrunning it
TBF I think “overrun” refers to the crabs’ annual migration, but I also find the phrasing a little off.
God hates humanity.
I would never have believed Google planned on taking over the world with AI crabs until they said this. "We are not constructing ‘a large artificial intelligence data centre’ on Christmas Island,”
So thaaat’s the island that SeaQuest DSV traveled to 225 (maybe 218 now) years into the future to find out there were two teens on an island battling it out with video games…
spoiler for a very old show
and it turns out they are the only two humans left on Earth and they’re controlling IRL mechs and it ends up being an Adam and Eve situation.
Sucks to be the guy assigned to that office, especially with RTO
I’m down for island living and all you can eat crabs.
Yeah but then you have to work for a Google subcontractor
well they didn’t do a very good job of keeping it secret, did they?
I hope this leads to crab people
Get a load of this guy! Doesn’t know about the crab people!
Thanks I haven’t had time to watch this since Cheney died 🦀🦀🦀
I love a good crab roll
Why did they put such tremendous effort and then give all the crabs 8 legs though…
Because that’s how many legs crabs have…
They actually have ten, but I’m guessing you’re not counting their claws.
https://www.mainelobsternow.com/blogs/resources/the-anatomy-of-a-crab
What the fuck
How did I manage not to know this
Okay, TIL I guess, my bad
No worries.
Will carcinisation play out with ai? I sure hope so.
Carcinisation?
Fixed thanks
This is where the sleepless come from. https://coppermind.net/wiki/Sleepless
CRAB BATTLE
The crab video is really marvelous. I love the absolute clear frustration of the crab “ARGH NO DON’T TURN ME UPSIDE DOWN I HAVE EGGS TO LOOK AFTER YOU MORON”
Crossing my fingers for our crab AI overlords.
Fuck our military are morons.
