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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Angry programmers noise getting louder and louder

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Angry programmers noise getting louder and louder

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • mox@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Counterpoint: A declarative language made and used to program a browser is still a programming language, regardless of its name, heritage, or differences from imperative languages.

    Even wikipedia hints at this with a hello world program.

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      Hypertext markup Language. Yeah this sorta reminds me of why I stopped following r/ProgrammerHumour on the old site - too many cheap potshots at Perl, PHP and HTML, as if they weren’t fantastic tools that powered the creation of the internet we have today. Kids, man, SMH

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        Markup language ≠ programming language.
        Markups produce layout, not code.
        Typesetting (the Gutenberg way) produce books, not run the looms.

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          Well l take your point, but here I took ‘programming language’ in the colloquial sense to mean ‘language used for programming’ whereas you seem to have read it as ‘turing-complete language’; neither is fully justifiable since there’s ambiguity, but given that it’s a crossword I think that’s fine and all part of the game.

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      Can it manipulate data, does it have logic? Those are the only factors, it doesn’t even need to be Turing complete.

      You can write a composition and play it through the browser, but that doesn’t mean your notes are a programming language.

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      Define “program”

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    Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD

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    Yea, HTML isn’t the web programming language… XHTML is.

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    I have had to stop telling people that HTML is not a programming language. I crushed too many souls that way.

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    Ahem. https://html-lang.org/

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      This

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