Thanks, pal.

Maybe use a NSFW tag next time?

My mom walked in and now I don’t get to use aol for a month!

And then, every so often, when the moon was in the right phase and the stars aligned, it would come in perfectly clearly for a few glorious seconds.

Back when ‘do you have Showtime?’ was sleep-over code for ‘will we get to watch porn when the ‘rents go to sleep?’