HiTekRedNek@lemmy.world to Uncle Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 months agoWhat do you call a cow with 3 legs?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a cow with 3 legs?NSFWHiTekRedNek@lemmy.world to Uncle Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square7linkfedilinkfile-text
Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom.
minus-squareSlab_Bulkhead@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoyou know you have a good uncle when he only ever told you the first two.
minus-squareiilwl@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·3 months agoAnd you know you have a great uncle when your grandparent has a brother.
minus-squareHiTekRedNek@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·3 months agoDammit, dad jokes are over there! 🤣🤣
you know you have a good uncle when he only ever told you the first two.
And you know you have a great uncle when your grandparent has a brother.
Dammit, dad jokes are over there! 🤣🤣