This is what dementia looks like. If you make this and post it as something to be proud of, you are either a 5 years old kid that sees this as cool (and that’s fine, because you are a 5 year old kid and it’s ok to think this is cool for you) or an adult with obvious mental deficits. And pedohitler is certainly not a 5 years old kid.

I go to a Japanese restaurant to eat Japanese food. Not to eat a Japanese waiter or chef.

Because he’s useful for the only people that matters in magastan: the rich elites.

I said it joking once but we’ll get there at this rate: we need to develop a portable EMP emitter. Carry your devices in a faraday bag and whenever you see someone with suspicious glasses, just shot the EMP and fuck the glasshole and their privacy nightmarish glasses.

You joke, but you need to understand that this was is real

The F150 is BIGGER?! And here I was thinking you must be a special kind of idiot to buy that kind of truck… turns out there’s an even specialer kind of idiot who buys an even bigger one…

ありがとう！

I’ve started to see what looks like an european version of the F150 called ford ranger in here in Italy. In fucking Florence of all places!

i mean, have you ever played Assassin’s creed 2? THAT Florence, because the old part of the town is virtually identical. And you bring such a beast here? Mate, there are streets here that are too narrow for a bloody Smart! And you pretend to drive that here? You are just that dumb, right? How small and insecure must make your tiny dick feel to buy a fucking american truck to drive in a town like this?!

I think it’s pretty clear that I am not.

Seriously, why are you all fellow humans asking me about such an absurd thing?

I’m not defending China. I’m attacking the US. “A capitalist dictatorship that uses slave labor” is… the definition of the US right now.

Are you ok?

Awesome! Glad you like it! What model did you get in the end? The traditional moka or a venus? Was it an original Bialetti or a different brand? What coffee did you get? And did you use preheated water? Was the stove top an issue?

Agree. Slave labor driven by a capitalist dictatorship is what makes you keep focusing in ICE cars so you can keep your oil friends happy.

A combo of extremely short-term gains and zero long-term awareness. That’s it. That’s all.

I can read that!! I wasn’t really confident about it but a month of practice and I can see progress!

Also, yeah. I too think that’s a conversation two Japanese people would have in a safari.

Silverfish. In Italy it is said they come out from hiding before rain starts. Normally, if you see one in your house, it should mean rains are coming today or the day after.

They are harmless to us and pets.

I think you are right. Most of my friends and acquaintances are in their 30-40s (as I am) and if there’s a difference between some of us in the group is that whlie some of us feel like we’re still young, some feel like they are already old. And the difference is about the movement each of us get. I walk to go everywhere, try to go to the gym 3-4 times a week and feel generally great; same that the othere feeling they are young.

If there is something that all those feeling old share is being a couch potato. Keep moving people, activity makes the body feel good and keeps you from decaying!

A stroke. Let him in a semi-vegetative state but keep his mind as aware as possible. I want him to live a long life after that, in the worst possible missery: that of being a prisoner of your own body. I want him aware when the world celebrates that he’s become a bedridden monster that nobody wants near and everyone fights to keep away because he’s not relevant anymore.

Isn’t this the tree that’s so old that its pollinizers are beetles because bees didn’t exist by the time they came around?

Although Qatar is also a shithole, they were smart enough to not scare the visitors. Magastan is actively telling the world that the maga gestapo will deport any “alien” to fuck knows where.

Going to magastan right now means you are just one angry gravy seal away from ending deported in a country you don’t even know.