What about the god of stepping in spaghetti? Maybe fapping to that is like, prayer or something.
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ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How many of you use Lemmy and ONLY use Lemmy vs Reddit?English2·11 days agoEver since they killed third party apps, I stopped using it on my phone. Now whenever I have time to kill on my phone, I’m on Lemmy. My PC still has the old interface and such, so i still check it from time to time at home, but never on mobile. I’m on mobile for news far more than at my desktop.
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Salt Lake City, plans to implement AI-assisted 911 call triaging to handle ~30% of about 450K non-emergency calls per yearEnglish271·19 days agoOh you want to talk directly to a person? You need to subscribe to 911+. For only $4.99 a month, you get the following perks…
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto Fuck AI@lemmy.world•'AI Is Not Intelligent': The Atlantic Criticizes 'Scam' Underlying the AI IndustryEnglish7·23 days agoI recently took some college classes and they had us run our papers through gramarly to check for errors and to help our writing.
I hated it. It took the voice of your writing out almost completely and every sentence was weighted to be written like a standard textbook. Sure, all the same information was there, but when the ai said it was good… It sounded like it was just written by ai in the first place. Making it happy was worse than writing the paper in the first place since the grammar portion of the grading was simply ‘run it through ai and mark down for any errors it picks up’.
You think if he was shot the gun manufacturer would use that in their advertising?
Agreed. Little vodka, some tomato juice or clamato, olives, wustershire sauce, hot sauce… Now I want one.
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Trump signs orders to bolster US drone defenses, boost supersonic flightEnglish3·26 days agoWell, yeah- but what if they could sell the problem AND the solution?
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Samsung teams up with Glance to use your face in AI-generated lock screen adsEnglish7·28 days agoDo I want my face in ads? No. Not at all.
Would I want this same tech used to character swap myself into movies, or just swap actors in whatever? …okay yeah that might be kinda fun novelty.
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto 3DPrinting@lemmy.world•New 3D printing method enables complex designs and creates less wasteEnglish14·1 month agoI’m dubious of the recycling claim. The partially cured resin is dissolved in some secret solvent. Usually when you dissolve something in a solvent, the intention isn’t to recover the dissolved resin. They didn’t really discuss the recovery process, leading me to think it’s theoretically possible, but nobody will practically do it.
Still, dissolveable supports with a single resin mix is pretty cool.
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•would you rather retire or cryogenically freeze yourself to see a new world?English1·1 month agoEver played Soma, by any chance?
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The PS3's comeback was insaneEnglish3·1 month agoI have two working PS3s and one broken 360.
One of the PS3s is a launch unit. Impressive machine.
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto science@lemmy.world•Biologists Engineer Spiders to Spin Glowing Red SilkEnglish2·1 month agoIs this some crazy advertising for some Spider-Man / Daredevil crossover movie?
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What music do you like to listen to while driving?English4·2 months agoI just have all my music on a drive on my stereo on shuffle. I just keep going until something sounds good and then go with that vibe.
I had an idea where if a cop tries to pull you over, you pick a number between 1 and 5 and if you get a good chase music song within those skips you have to attempt a getaway. I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS, but it’s a funny idea. I could see it in a movie or game or show, though.
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Audible unveils plans to use AI voices to narrate audiobooksEnglish8·2 months agoI’ve tried one that works surprisingly well. Each sentence had great pacing, cadence, and correct enunciation- even had tone right when someone was shouting or angry or sad.
I wouldn’t really recommend it, though. While I couldn’t pick any single thing out that was wrong, overall it just didn’t quite flow. It’s like watching someone try to act that is technically doing everything right, but it just isn’t good. It basically didn’t understand the greater context of the story and was saying lines.
It was uncanny valley, but exclusively with voice.
This was my entire technique for when i was studying for a test. I would do the practice test, then read through whatever I got incorrect and had to be able to explain fully what the correct answer was, why, and what made the other answers wrong.
Made the tests a breeze and my oral exam later cake.
Because I could explain it. I knew what i was talking about.
So the dog prints are 3-4 prints relatively closely spaced, then a 2-3 foot gap and then 3-4 prints slightly offset from the first set.
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you could have one life size cardboard cutout of anyone/anything you wanted, what would it be?English3·2 months agoThe Andromeda Galaxy.
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK: Regulations don't exist because governments like them...English31·2 months agoMarket self regulation assumes informed consumers that are smart enough to know what things mean. Also it assumes healthy competition and companies that are competing to make the best product at the chrapest price. It ALSO assumes brand lotalty isn’t a thing, and consumers are judging things purely objectively.
Like, i understand the idea, but in practice there are a ton of caveats.
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This is why we have a defense budgetEnglish27·3 months agoI have no idea who most of those characters are- which gives me an idea.
What if I just made a bunch of AI generic anime characters and symbols and put those stickers on my car? The hardcore anime guys would be like, “Wait, what show is THAT from!? That looks awesome… What’s it from?” Just to passively drive a very specific type of person crazy trying to look it up.
The only smart thing I’d want an oven to do would be to turn itself off. That’s it, really. Did I leave the oven on after I left the house? Easy fix. Otherwise everything else is pretty much useless.