He wouldn’t say he redefined it, more like he has tainted the word schlonged .

I know where this is from, but the images of googling "Trump schlonged " would cause most people to claw their own eyes out.

You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

Puckerberg!

Meat Hamberders hanging over an obvious net trap.

I tried. I’m new, I don’t know any better!

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And then the cravings begin…

What a terrible day to have eyes…

Well, most of them didn’t get paid either…

Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.

"I am not here to talk to them. You are the hand chosen by the master! Yours is the wheel of blood! Yours is the sword of Michael! "

Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!

There can be only one!

"I call this move,"spinning reentry maneuver. ".

Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.

I would rather spend that money on a local burger joint. Give me a single named joint with a generic paper bag with grease stains on the outside.

The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.

I’m be honest, I bought the premium version with my fat Google opinion money. What else can I do with it?

I tried to go back, but it feels hollow. Plus, the shit ton of ads didn’t help.