ClassIsOver [he/him]

Employee ID numbers are too hard to remember.

Now you probably know more about the relationship dynamic between my parents than I do.

I hope you all had fun.

If no other reason than because they fuck it up constantly. They wrongfully-convict. They ignore evidence in both directions. They fast-track to boost conviction rates. They subject suspects to decades of appeals in barbaric conditions. They use archaic methods of execution. They bungle the executions. They use them as political stunts.

There are plenty of reasons to be against the death penalty, and there are thousands of reasons that the American “justice system” is irreparably broken, but a starting point is that if anyone fucked up their job as often as the “justice system” fucks up its own death penalty, they would be fired for incompetence.

From there, the list goes on. A government that serves its people should be focusing on rehabilitation, not revenge. A government shouldn’t ignore the fact that punishment isn’t a functional deterrent, no matter the scale. A government shouldn’t be able to use a captive population as slave labor.

aMeRiKkKa Is FrEe BeCaUsE oF cLaSs MoBiLiTy

He who laughs loudest clearly didn’t get the joke

Is it even questionable at this point whether or not he’s taking strong recommendations from someone whose end goal is to destabilize the US, or even the west as a whole?

But you repeat yourself

had better be subject to filibuster in the Senate.

We’ll see if the vote is scheduled at the same time as a tech industry oversight meeting.

If he’d jerked off more, maybe there would have been an actual hindrance to genocide and less cancer in his prostate.

Oh, weird, it showed up in the app for me.

Also, thanks for pointing out that it’s one of the Patreon episodes.

Oh shit, that’s where the pee is.

It’s not often I defend Biden, but it isn’t his fault his G-spot is in his ass.

The gritch, the gretch, the grundle, no man’s land, the fleshy fun bridge

The Deprogram just had a great episode about a bunch of Chinese projects that sound awesome. It made it sound as if the US is completely out of its element and in a complete nosedive based on the context in which it exists.

There have been some close seconds like White Castle’s microwaved burger-flavored sponges and Lebanon, NH’s attempt at Italian food, but not only was the food bland as shit, the entire experience was gross, and after choking down that horrible sauce on those fries that make high school cafeteria fries seem good, I felt nauseous for hours.

Then there’s the excuse “for that price, you get a good amount of food”, which seems elitist to criticize, but because it wasn’t a last resort, I’d rather have just not eaten anything than to have eaten that.

Very early on with these companies, we started hearing about people who were convicted of crimes because their relatives had used the services and came up in DNA search results despite the fact that they had never committed crimes (not that that makes a difference, but still), and I made a point of never letting my spit rat someone out.

Surprise, fucking surprise that it’s come to even worse shit.

I’ll take a greasy hole in the wall over most chains any day. Literally or figuratively.

Wait, does he have multiple examples of when he’s made absolutely abysmal grilled cheeses? I remember seeing one where he had VERY thick bread and several types of cheese with very high melting points, and when he’s “done”, it’s just two pieces of hot bread with barely-warm cheese between them, and he struggles to eat it. I don’t remember there being kimchi in it.

I respect the hell out of Anthony Bourdain, but when he said he loves In n’ Out, some of that went away.

In n’ Out is probably the worst food I’ve ever had in a restaurant.

Are we sure his back didn’t just do that?