I love fixing up classic iPods, and as much as I enjoy it, any mention of it comes with “but why?”, then the person asking refuses to understand why I still like using iPods even in this time of streaming music.

Saw some thick trout on Twitter the other day, saying that the endless drizzling rain here in the UK this summer is a sign that climate change isn’t real, and, like, it’s cool and raining in July, and apparently that isn’t climate change.

These people are so dense light bends around them.

“We expect profit levels to fall back significantly moving forward to the reasonable and modest levels allowed for in the price cap,”

Forgive me for believing with all my heart that there shouldn’t be a profit motive when it comes to essential energy.

Oil the guillotines, chaps, prepare them well.

Gary Numan is two weeks older than Gary Oldman.

Personally, I’m continuing my efforts to not be a racist piece of shit.