safe /for us/ super AI

Finally, ASMR phone calls.

“How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?”

You use mirrors, right?

“How do lesbians have physical fun time?”

Probably playing Wii U, like everyone else.

That’s like reaching the top of Mount Everest with oxygen and fixed ropes. You can only brag until you talk to a /real/ climber.

Should have worn a blue/gold dress.

No weird electrical glitches in those dogs…

They say that they are christiqns, but they never pray, visit church or follow the bible.

Next year they will show a VHS recording of the robot reading the generated worthless speech.

The best chefs in the world are men. Women do nit belong in the kitchen.

/s

Mhhhhh, cheese.

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Let’s just declare Israel the winner, no need for a final. Now clap, please.

These fake cisco devices might be less vulnerable than the real devices.

To avoid fakes, the statements will be accompanied by a QR code linking them to text versions on the ministry’s website.

Great idea, since everyone will check if the URL behind the code is the legit foreign ministry. Nobody would use a URL shortener and redirect everyone to real-ukrainian-website.russian-kgb.gov/agitprop/ukraine-fakes/legit-site.html

They say the dark side is made of the finest Wensleydale.

Please make a new 8910

If the twos are very small, it might be a heavy three.

Do all the politicians sleep in prison?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_the_press_in_Ukraine

Like many things, freedom of press hasn’t been great for a long time…

Finally.