Oh, they’d definitely figure it out: How about an optional ramp accessory, of course cryptographically coupled to the car for security reasons. And while we’re at it, why not place the engine start/stop button at the bottom? After all, if you’re trying to stop the engine you’re driving it wrong.
You’ll love VLC’s caca support: https://wiki.videolan.org/Video_Output/
(fun fact: “Kaka” in German is child’s speech for “poop”. Seems to be the same in French , looking at libcaca’s page)