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So, clearly you don’t understand how IP works.

For those not hallucinating, the headline and article says “discontinued”. Not “sold out”.

Apple does not discontinue products that are popular. The obvious conclusion is that nobody wanted this bullshit.

Because it’s a slapped-together mess of duct tape and hope?

The ISS is old. It was never meant to last past 2013. At this point, minor malfunctions, like this are expected.

The ISS needs to be replaced with a larger orbital research platform.

Congratulations on discovering where you are

Because, after all the crybaby tantrums, it turns out that nobody really wanted a headphone jack, they just wanted to be whiny cunts. This is the proof.

Go on and throw a tantrum and downvote. The proof is here. Everyone who pissed their pants complaining about this was wrong. Nobody gave a shit in the end other than for their own ability to whine and complain.

Meanwhile, all of the adults in the room just moved to Bluetooth. Most of us did it years before this change. And that’s why they remove the headphone jack. That’s why everyone else is doing it too.

If I wanted to see this diarrhea, I’d subscribe to TikTok

“Shittiest Airline permitted by law goes bankrupt”

Good fucking riddance.

Only if you had zero brain cells, and needed to borrow one. The rest of the planet had better things to do with their day.

Probably

Everyone would freak out at the decades of IP. They’ll no longer have access to. Otherwise, nothing at all would happen.

That means, for the vast majority of 99% of people, nothing will happen.

No, your bullshit religion isn’t real.

Perhaps Felon Fuk will show up and insist he has some kind of legal claim to this, too.

Am I supposed to celebrate the diarrheafying of the fediverse? this is the exact bullshit that ruined Twitter and Instagram. Why the fuck is it a good thing that is coming to shit all overthe fediverse?

Downvote for bullshit diarrhea content. Fuck off. Fuck off your Twitter and Instagram and vine bullshit. Really, drink shit from my asshole if you have not yet gotten the message. Fuck off.

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Ok, the argument here is that The Onion turning InfoWars into a parody site “would not provide value”…

Ok, first of all, when ever - in the history of the universe- did Alex Jones or anyone he’d consider an ally give even a quantum fuck about what “value” the families of the victims receive after half a decade of legal fights to deny this?

Second, who the fuck is Melon Tusk to complain and insert himself into these (almost completed) proceedings? So rich asshole that Jones has convinced to try to save him? Why the fuck should they give him any kind of legal standing?

Lastly, by turning InfoWars, el al into whatever The Onion plans can’t be categorically dismissed as having “no” or “lesser” value without the ability to peer through time.

So, unless the judge has dogturds for brains and/or is a Trumpfuck, this sale will proceed, uninpeded by Felon Husk.

You have been rude since your first comment. You have expressed confusion at why you were wrong while simultaneously expressing large amounts of condescension towards anyone who provides you an alternate explanation.

It’s no less than he deserves.

Asshole probably has one of those $18,000 Z-Line refrigerators but only uses it to keep a lemon cool or something. Take it!