Apparently, half of homophobes are gay. The other half have actual phobias about gay people.

So watch out, homophobes. Half of your friends secretly want to suck your dick.

Yep. She stated that foreign tourists have been injuring deer in Nara Park, and the press wanted to see the evidence of that happening. Her response was basically “I did my own research.”

Some folks here believe once Trump is dead, his empire will pass onto someone else. I couldn’t disagree more. Every time someone tries to do what Trump does, it’s a big flop. It will all unravel with him gone. It’s called a cult for a reason.

Grandparents is culturally not allowed to help with the grand kids.

I’m not sure where you got this. Grandparents absolutely help out when they can. Babysitting isn’t a thing. That’s what the grand folks are for.

What!? Canada has golf courses? Well then why did this asshat travel to the Nazi States of America when he could have just stayed home?

You know, Canada should build some golf courses so people won’t have to travel down south to scratch that golf itch.

Apparently, Israel hacked phones in Gaza to blast out Netanyahu’s speech as he was giving it. If that had happened in the Superman movie, the audience would have said that’s a bit too comic book villainous.

My guess is Hegseth is going to wake up tomorrow and the first thought in his head will be, “Oh vodka. What did you make me do this time?”

I know! Is the only way to get decent peanut butter in some countries. Guess I’m going to have to learn how to make peanut butter.

Someone spell this out for me. What’s the connection between Spice Girls and Ibuprofen?

Apparently, he was in Japan last week to talk with the Sanseito Party, otherwise known as Japan First.

They are coming for your guns now, MAGAts. Mark my words.

Huh. Maybe they both were into amputees.

Trump: The buck stops somewhere. Maybe over there. I don’t know anything about that. My lawyers might know. Ask them.

I never trusted suntan lotion. Admittedly, I suspected the chemicals themselves of causing cancer. But the Japanese use umbrellas to block the sun, and I’ve started doing that too. It might seem not so manly to some, but those people can all die in a fiery sun for all I care.

In Texas he’ll probably get a quick draw award. Do you know how fast those kids run? Dude must have been chomping at the bit for years to end one of those quick, little fuckers.

That’s what is called a show of force. Yes, I’ve seen Warfare.

I just feel sorry for the Kirk family. They name their kid James, and he ends up a bigot.

I used to ride a motor bike and BMW divers are the reason I sold it. So many of them don’t care about anyone beyond the range of their own knuckles.

Let’s not forget the American playing a Russian. Clancy Brown is a great actor, but he didn’t even attempt an accent. The 80s were a wild time.