Would this be classified as orange face?

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

Probably. I think this is more about providing an excuse for jailing any trans who choose to own a firearm, rather than stopping them

Maybe dad can shout some tips mid-session.

“Spank the arse son! Harder! Like I did with your mother last night!”

Man, Lemmy on Reddit is like having to listen to someone who constantly brings up their ex in conversation whilst constantly telling you how little they care.

This is the modern day version of “The people versus Larry Flint”

Reminds me of mountain dogs in Latin America. They’ll happily guide you through the mountains for a treat or a pat

If only adult swim were still making their late night absurdist shorts.

No one wants to see the turtle head poking put to say hello

Hey man I hear you, so how much gor a quarter?

Too long and difficult. I’ll let chat gpt tell me instead and read that between adverts on Love Island

Thing is, this isn’t even an amazing prediction. Every tin pot dictator follows the same script

I’m going to paste here a comment I made from 10 months ago

Ya know I realise this is complete conspiracy theory.

However, I’m still willing to give a 2-5% chance that if Trump gets back into power, within the last 12-18 months of his presidency he’ll declare a special operation into North Mexico to ‘secure the border’, ‘stop the illegal immigrants’ and ‘remove the drug cartels’.

Then he’ll claim it’s too dangerous to hold the election, or not appropriate, or whatever excuse because of the special operation. And then he’ll postpone the election with the approval of the SC as a presidential duty and therefore not illegal.

And I know this is insane but every time I ask myself “would trump attempt something like this?” The answer is always “yes”

Abandon presidents, return to monarchy

I wonder if at this stage all the processors should simply be submerged into a giant cooling tank. It seems easier and more efficient.

Man, miss piggy would be a rough pegger. You just know she wouldn’t be going easy on you.

He’s the walking example of “a poor mans idea of rich”

My area just brought on 4 new team leads. I received a meeting invite with my new team lead. She has asked directed that we think about our introductions and 2 truths and 1 lie we have to share. The remainder of the meeting is to figure out our goals and team morale or some shit.

You’re a fetus harry!

Especially poignant since this meme is 5 years older than you