Is “Optimus” a brand of wood-chippers?

And how I kill them?

“The enrichment center is required to remind you: You will be baked, and then there will be cake”

Okay. Proceed to set up ‘ed’ as default

If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t theft.

Banning teenagers was considered less practical.

Good thing I mostly use F-Droid (because finding anything useful on Google Play is a pain)

“Look at you: Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.”

Your Windows 10 machine? Microsoft disagree.

Unless it has changed recently, I think most distros default to running on the Nvidia GPU all the time: Switching back and forth doesn’t always work. (Or at least, that’s how my laptop run with Manjaro)

Marketing discovered AI can code (terribly).

Skynet vs Nestlé. Round 1. Fight!

Speed of stupidity.

Vacuuming your place while you go get groceries is pretty nice, according to my late mother. And her favorite feature was: the thing easily fit under the bed, so she didn’t have to remind herself she was not as spry as she used to be.

I have a win10 machine, mostly for gaming. Then Proton happened, so that machine hasn’t been turned on for nearly eight years now.

USB-C enzyme?! Damn, that’s one universal bus!

Could someone tell Microsoft I switched to Linux ten years ago? They don’t have to encourage me anymore.

I’ll make sure to ask for a refund then.

I should learn how to use FreeCAD (or OpenSCAD) but unfortunately, my printer cannot print motivation…

The only complex part of the hardware is the HP cartridge controller, and you have at least part of the work here: https://hackaday.io/project/176931-hp-printer-cartridge-control-module/details