Saruman (the white)

Back then, the UK didn’t have a Ministry of Paedophilia yet, so these things fell to the prime minister

[completely sincerely] you must be fun at parties

I just won a game of mahjong where I had like 93k points at the end, get doramogged losers

Maybe it was a fashion fad, like that time in the '90s we were all wearing t-shirts on top of long sleeves

I cast Excessive use of Force

Normal fevers don’t do it for me, but some years ago I had pneumonia and as long as I had something hot to drink it felt really good

I hate it when a moderator on this site has a significant effect on my life

To be fair, he’s not up to much these days

Patch is a pretty big stretch for a hidden word indicator, but the answer being only three letters made this very brute-forceable

you also need some bread to make those

It’s important to remember that you can’t make a sandwich out of just the sauce

The first thing you learn doing these is that literally anything can, by some twisted logic, be an anagram indicator.

Silksong seems to really de-emphasize the search-action genre staple of the game showing you a hundred doors that open with a key ability you get later, both visually and design-wise. I wouldn’t have thought it possible, like “that’s just what the genre is”, but it does not need them at all, and it kind of makes other games in the genre feel cheap in comparison.

The water can sense your spiritual lethargy and starts tasting bad as a protest

When someone invites you out for a couple of beers and then when you get there they start ordering liqueurs, it’s called a motte-and-Baileys fallacy

Youth pastor tip: if you mispronounce yaoi confidently enough, you can trick the kids into praising Yahweh

I saw a video of someone doing the “e-sports coaching” grift, where they said “you took over 100 damage there” and then slowly drew “100/700 > 10 %” over the paused video. I would be asking for my money back.

Every year, I buy a pair of piñatas shaped like the Twin Towers and have my children beat them with bats shaped like 767s

Someone should tell these bugs in Silksong that if they have a long, pointy head, it’s not a good look to also be wearing a white robe