“On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be, and there the world below don’t bother me…”

Every time I open the fridge and see Sweet Baby Ray’s I have to fight the urge not to squirt some directly into my mouth. Does that count?

“ I was misdirected cause the interchange never intersected leaving me marooned beneath a bloodshot moon.”

Meanwhile, I just want to watch that bizarre video of Kim at the volleyball game again. Drugs aren’t necessary with things like that at our disposal.

Particularly when you consider that they probably originally found 50 tons!

He was chasing them with cocaine.