This country cranks out nazi adjacent mass shooters but their victims “weren’t political”

We’re trapped in the boomer fever dream still

“Please drink from Verification Can to salute the president.”

If an Israeli stares into the sun until it hurts their eyes the sun becomes a Hamas proxy

The democrats will use the g word in their condemnations of the individual persons of Donald John Trump and Benjamin Middlename Netanyahu

The Apos Trophy was given to the millennial kid with the most Participation Trophies

Fucking threaten to seize his NYC properties and knock down every wall looking for hidden Epstein tapes. Bully that fucking coward right back lmao

His wife too, more or less. I’m going to be a bad guy and just assume she’s in it for the payday because I’m judging her for the company she kept in the form of her now dead husband.

Yep, they can’t be appeased. Oh hey look “appeasement” doesn’t work nothing will sate them. I wonder if there are historical parallels here for another country

Time to edit all 400,000 of my Reddit comments to be about the 1997 point-and-click videogame Star Wars: Yoda Stories

Extremely fair point. Honestly I really appreciate your threads on these articles because you find good sources and Hexbear is a safe and even productive place to gab about the news.

But in all sincerity we aren’t knowing jack shit about what really is going down in that war for years or decades, it’s always been difficult to assess things in the thick of it and right now the air is just thick with propaganda, making the difficult into the impossible.

When does he finally morph into Juxton Holkoy?

When your phone does Auto Correcting it’s actually Angel Correcting and god sends an angel down to give you predictive text so you can see the secret messages he reveals to the chosen.

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I do not see the vast cohort of Burgers doing that level of shit anytime soon.

I suppose you could say this was probably going to happen eventually. Ukrainian drones were great because they were cheap - they could counter Russian heavy equipment numbers with cheap drones. Russia, being way larger, simply responded by adopting cheap drones. Now it’s back to the raw numbers game again. There is virtually nothing (aside from outside equipment from Western nations brought into the conflict) that Russia can’t also do but on a larger scale.

This 12 Monkeys remake sucks

You know who is also named Charlie?

Charli XCX. That’s right. A woman.

Kirk was a deep cover trans agent for the Brat Summer contingency

I’m going to jam my head through one of those star shaped play-doh extruders just to give them a real challenge.

I can’t get over how if I close my eyes while listening to Marco Rubio speak I just hear Matt Damon.

Yeah I couldn’t remember the name just that it was some nazi bullshit that that they sometimes try to disclaim as pagan, especially when it showed up all over Ukrainian soldiers.