That kid is gonna be punchable real soon if a preventable disease doesn’t do it in.

Right away.

DEI demands that we beat all kids. All of the time. Equally. (/s, just in case some unbeaten kid misses the sarcasm)

Most of these cars don’t have turn signals either. Double the danger. Twice the fun.

Make sure she doesn’t put it right out of the dryer.

Basic resources are SO overrated.

Repeat it until it’s ” true “

Haven’t seen a whoosh in such a long time. Thanks for that.

Is El Salvador going to be the next Australia?

Weak ass kids just getting weaker. How are they gonna build solid immune systems without the lead, mercury and microplastics

Where have they gone?

Deep thoughts. Oh so deep.

If their jobs didn’t give them enough PTSD, now the prospects of losing it will put them over the edge.

Some, like me, will even shed tears of joy and pride, ask for selfies and autographs.

1.93 meters

They live until like 114 yo, so what are they considering middle age?

I can smell that rust chain and rusty crowbar. And papa bear slippers.

Like the force and the dark side and shit?

That reminds me of that thing Socrates said one day about a man and his nipples.