Keeping the ole sphincter clinched requires an immense of amount of energy and focus. Definitely distracting.

Gockdang this shart made me laugh more than I wish it had.

Starting and ending ahead of time. Unfortunate.

A salad at >167*C is actually quite nice

I’ve been living overseas for decades and this shit never happens in other countries. Why is this a constant problem in the States?

Huh? What’s that? Anyway, happy new year buddy!

Would it be more accurate to call those bombs “farm fresh” rather than “homemade”?

Ding Dong

That res will allow you to see all the shit on TV peoples face - pores, scars, liver spots, 3 mm of make up, semen, etc.

The quality of the meats confirms this thought.

Snap it in half over your knee.

Forcing the scapular so amazingly together ?

Vance is like, “yo. Wtf, man?”

Correct. I just wish they pulled the camera back so that we could scope those shiny obliques.

Grandpa with a pace-maker is gonna be happy!

Me too. They’re funny.

Definitely use a long snorkel tube (garden hose) to keep breathing! Good luck and don’t you dare post the follow up here because that task is actually awesome 👌🏽

Edit: the garden hose must not be more than 5cm long.

Ugandas Khan keeping the birth rates mfkin high af

Harambe superposition: dicks are both in and out.

The MAGAesque hat and undercover agent mustache makes this slightly more believable to me.