This feels like a post from 2019.

Off his fucking tits on copium.

Oh man, how good would it have been if Lex Luthor was the one claiming he was fighting for truth, justice and the American way in the latest film.

(Apologies if he does, I’ve not seen it yet, just the outraged responses.)

Is that a number 7?

So 211 of them all admit it exists, at least. Good first thing to pin to them, and ask why their lord and savior thinks it doesn’t exist.

“Do we think its part of his mental decline or his unwillingness to have his name read out?”

Excuse my life, but what the fuck is a Catholic hospital?

“Welcome good sirs to my church of the Bristol Stool Chart!”

Why would the person that goes through the bins go to the front of the shop to look at a piece of paper on the glass. Surely you’d post this on the bin that night?

Feels like I could write a hand written receipt from oxfam, thanking me for the 8 figure donation, and put it on my tinder profile.

He’s the future highest profile instance of jury nulification.

Those are the only reasons you’ve ever heard?

I can’t speak for others, but my sleep is not clean. I can wake up with half the pillows I started with, and the duvet sometimes spun a 180, so the buttons are up by my head. Ive woken up with my arm inside the duvet cover.
My making the bed resets all that. Gets the pillows off the floor or out from behind the headboard, and it turns the duvet round again so I can just flick one corner open and climb in of an evening.

Also when Ive lived with dogs and cats. It kept their hair from getting between the duvet and bedsheet, coz I really enjoy the idea of pets using my bed when I’m not.

Also it stops sex sweat from being in the sleep zone

Oh my god! I have not thought about this channel for some 15 years! And he’s still occasionally producing content. This has absolutely blindsided me.

The cultural relief felt when thatcher died was palpable, and I wasn’t even alive when she was actively fucking the country.

Its clearly an old vessel but even the fact that the lifeboat is a white open style is strange to me, but the American domestic shipping industry is alien to the rest of the world anyway.

That thing looks tired as fuck.

From a brief look up, it appears to be derived from collagen which is acquired from mostly skin and bones, of mostly cows and pigs.

The blob across the border between England and Scotland explains so much as to why I get twin peaks vibes from Dumfries and Galloway.

But then if you find out it is at the top of the stairs, do you then question yourself as thoroughly?

Your commitment to correct is commendable no matter what! Thanks for the update.

Sycamore Gap?

Ooooh now that does sound like it could be a good fact

(Maybe they are kosher, sorry. I was just making a joke of ignorance between kosher and halal. Figured we might as well conflate Islam and Judaism)