Yeah “promposals” started with the millennial generation, didn’t they? We didn’t have these back in my day either. Anyway the only person who ever “asked” me to prom was my brother’s friend …two years AFTER he’d graduated from our high school…then not another word was ever spoken about it. Never saw him again until 7 years later after I’d gotten out of the military and he was married to some Chinese lady. I bet he thinks I forgot that he ever fake-aaked me to prom. Nope, I remembered then & still remember 33 years later.

Measure from your feet, all the way up your legs, to the tip of your erect shaft, you say?

I’m not sure how amused I am that I understand this reference.

Imagine a technologically illiterate person about to get on a flight, had just been visiting with relatives among whom was a mischievous tech-savvy* cousin who wanted to play one last prank.

• At least tech savvy enough to break into cousin’s phone and insert a mischievous Bluetooth word

Ok but for reals though, Taylor Swift is an intentional genetic clone of Anton LaVey’s daughter Zeena Schreck, who was high priestess of the church of Satan 👹

Now I’d be curious to see what kind of roller coaster Joe Shmoe from down the street would come up with. https://youtube.com/shorts/hNOBJ6Woal4

Yeah I learned how to type in high school in the year 1990. Since the existence of cell phones I have hardly touched a keyboard, maybe once a year when I pull out my laptop to do my taxes. But I was amazed when I learned how to type and amazed how quickly I became a high-speed touch typist and it is a thrill to me that it’s a skill I have because it was a little bit hard to learn at first but so proud that I got it and it feels like magic to be a touch typist!

That must’ve been really uncomfortable with the cardboard bouncing up & down on your knuckles while you’re typing 🤔

Ah nice, thanks for getting specific. Made me curious exactly how much OP was dealing with if it was 30,000 Iranian Rials= 0.02¢ 🤭, that is two one-hundredths of a penny. Those boots being sold for two one-hundredths of a penny 🤣

It might be 30,000 Iranian Rials. The current exchange rate of one Iranian rial to the US dollar is 0.00. If so, those shoes are practically free!

≠ prego spaghetti sauce

Better question might be: “How to make sure this NEVER happens?” 😄

Exercise feels good & makes me think clear productive positive thoughts. There is no physical pain involved. The mental & physical pain begin when I stop exercising.

The objective was to try to get religion to appeal to youth. I knew some young 20’s guys in a band who were into it circa 1998.

I’m trying to imagine how something can LOOK like something SOUNDS.

Try to come up with an outfit that looks the way a murmuration of birds sounds.

Paint a mural that looks the way your favorite song sounds.

Don’t worry, his family made sure that she got absolutely nothing after he died. As things should be.

Yup, that’s still a factor too. And hey, while we’re on the topic, some other task I was working on today made me review my yearly total net incomes, and the most I’ve ever earned in one year was $36,824, and that was in 2024. Which of course means I earned even less than that last year. I often wonder how the hell I’ve been surviving. And somehow I manage to live alone, self-sufficient & have no debts so that’s great 😃 See? It doesn’t matter how sexy & horny someone is if they’re poor & introverted & alone all the time 😭

But don’t drink so much that you cause a 50-mile-radius drought.

https://youtube.com/shorts/fx3KplpSRiE

Interesting. I wonder what the etomological origin of that word is. Cuz whenever my husband gets me pregnant, I do not feel impervious to water or dust.

And in Spanish it just means “question.”

But if spanish-speaking person A hears person B say they’re “embarrassed,” A might think B is pregnant.