Jerkface

An insufferance of jerkfaces.

My apologies will never carry enough weight to balance against what our mistakes at home have done to affect you and your loved ones. Nonetheless, my heart goes out to you, and I apologize for what we’ve let happen.

It was posted on the Internet. You basically have to do it.

Horse: enclosed.

Am I the only one that read this as an incest joke?

The curds at the grocer here are 12USD for an 8oz pack and they don’t squeak. I don’t blame them, but I wouldn’t call it poutine.

I wonder if I, too, could be a citizen by recursion.

“Great thinkin’ there, genius.”

Gets the point across, but nobody ever gets mad at the insinuation that you fell short of a high bar.

“AI bust subtracts more than a trillion dollars from wealth of US tech barons in 2026”

No, I hate it- it’s perfect.

Fully. Functional. ~help I’m being crushed by memes!~

I choose to believe that the people who did this aren’t idiots, but heroes.

Mashup artist detected

Yes, 69 is way better when 420 comes first.

The article claims that they are:

We backed up Spotify (metadata and music files).

Edit: why do I say these things…

No, you have to bring it with you.

It’s what plants crave.

I hear the sheepherding meta is toxic this season.

Only casual, social sheep herding for me.