Question: is it a crime to give them the address of people I don’t like

Idk I just simply wouldn’t buy the wifi grill

Is this based? This sounds based.

I can’t read the article bc it requires an account.

Maybe he’ll try out that waterslide in Kansas

Something something time warp right?

“Nobody’s better at torture than me.” “Nobody knows more about torture than I do.”

True, not sure there’s much in there though

Yes

Is that what this was? I’m not even collecting Social Security

He announced the White House will be hosting a UFC fight next year does that count

Dream? Hard to say since I’ve never been outside the US. Maybe Ireland?

Reality? Pretty much anywhere that I would have the opportunity to make a living.

I’m still surprised he’s alive tbh

Oh my God is that why I taste vomit if I eat a Hershey’s bar then drink a glass of water

Enjoy the fact that capitalism won’t exist for another couple hundred millenia

I suppose next would be die because of the infant mortality rate

I always lead with “What’s up fuckers” when communicating with my nonbinary brothers and sisters

There are some interesting takes in here.

Say it with me kids:

“Every accusation is a confession”

I don’t remember really remember this but there was apparently also a debate around whether bathing was environmentally friendly going on around the same time

I suppose it’s possible but I doubt it lol