I feel like there are a good six very large companies that could give firsthand accounts on why letting Elon Musk touch an important piece of software is a terrible idea.

I feel like if Watergate happened half the country and most of Congress would find some way of justifying it and no one would even remember it happened a week later because something else equally insane would come up.

Damn they were so close to being a functioning democracy

JK lol I’m American

I did the thing because I wanted to learn more about my ancestry and not only was it ridiculously expensive I didn’t even learn anything about my ancestry.

My grandmother did one through Ancestry a few years back and found out her father wasn’t actually her father

Why is it always United.

Except for when it’s Southwest or Spirit.

I’ve heard he’s a super chill guy

Hey man I’m not dead yet™

We Americans with our 1000 tablet packs of ibuprofen

Yeah idk why but the Yalta Conference header image does not feel appropriate to the article.

Dirtier than Amigos/King’s Classic? That’s almost something I want to see out of gross curiosity.

Shit when did Trudeau step down?

This sort of thing is frighteningly common. The first two instances that come to mind for me are both Star Wars films: Ahmed Best after The Phantom Menace and Kelly Marie Tran after The Last Jedi.

Do they work as a real sword and Halberd? We might need it

The amount of people who don’t realize this is satire reminds me of old Reddit

Is this like a meme or something because he’s definitely not

Honestly if the mobile website and app weren’t so bad I might still be using it regularly. As of now I just use it for the occasional niche tech support issue/tutorial.

No they actually cut that feature in the latest model, which retails for $499.99

I had a physics exam a couple weeks ago. 4 questions. I got full points on only one of them.