I hear El Salvador warms up this time of year

mmmm, no, very mammalian

Bill Burr would be pretty funny I think

When they catch the thief they’ll take them out back and shoot them

Like a dog.

Some foods just shouldn’t be all you can eat.

Brb I gotta gouge my eyes out

This just in: DOGE Whistleblower dead from undiagnosed peanut allergy

Pretends to fast during the day

Still partakes in feast at sundown

Profit

Still waiting for valve to do an all in one headset

Tike to start joking about using violence against politicians i guess

THE SCAR IS NOT ON THE WRONG SIDE!

The medicine is thalidomide

That’s rough, buddy.

Silly paramedics everyone knows helping brown people is against international law

God damnit i forgot about that and spent the day writing bad code

Yeah i’d believe that. The more i read about the shuttle program the more it seems we were sending people to space in giant metal sarcophagi seemingly held together in duct tape.

Not that reusable spacecraft wasn’t a marvel of engineering, but it quickly becomes apparent that NASA was missing out on the funding they had back during the Race.

Lets go pancakes at 8pm

Just as the good Lord intended

Breakfast foods are some of my favorite comfort foods, but definitely not something you eat for nutrition or anything, save maybe an omelette.