Imagine being a Latino who voted Trump…

They didn’t?

They didn’t?

No! For made up reasons I don’t understand adverbs are verboten!

Needs more cocaine and cigars

This is my thought. If we’re living in some dreamscape, why is physics so ruthlessly inflexible?

I don’t think awkward “social experiment” weirdos are a protected group

Hard to change the channel on this tv

In English isopods qualify as bugs

Hey! This is my joke! You owe me 189 lemmy points!

She call me Mr. Boombastic

Sacabambaspis

These words are all very pretty but let me ask you this: do you have kids?

While you were chasing human women, I was… studying … the blade

God just wants to join the alpha omega country club

Stellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?

But he would never be on board with live ammunition being fired around him, even for a plot. All he cares about is his own orange sack of bones

In english all streets are non-binary. Romance languages have male and female streets*

*citation needed

This comment is a journey

Glad you’re still with us

Move over shockedpikachu.jpg

And you’re trying to tell me that’s not a magic spell you just said? Pfff