when you can’t find a good passive voice for cumjacking dead nazis so you have to forget years of anti-china rhetoric lmao

amazing advancements in language efficiency as 14 words have been shortened to 5

on the upside - remunerated for nothing

blergh i got too drunk needlessly last night for a sunday and i’m feeling ass today

ok i pull up

fuck feds, fuck court - total mayocide NOW

I told you not to reference the lobster here in the aquarium, didn’t I?

i think i’ve just realised that i’ve been sitting in my desk chair wrong and giving myself back pain

lowering it down today and i’ll see how i end up, even though my ass is kinda going numb already

i feel like wearing this in an engineering firm would go down pretty well

too much pad thai

i know both are basically dead comms, but i’m just tryna put a problemo in the right place

ayo, does anyone still monitor the feedback comm or should i just post a possibly-technical question/request to the hexbear comm?

orang, this Bepis makes me feel M O I S T E N

ok i pull up

0/10 no ass, apply yourself ben

damn, internet posts got me tearing up at 11am