Don’t forget about Philly Cheesesteaks and Amish Fried Chicken.

God, according to WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt:

I am also praying for something very funny to happen tomorrow.

Charlie Kirk, self-proclaimed “Christian”, forgetting about Matthew 15:11.

11 What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.

Charlie Kirk defiling himself every time he opens his mouth or types.

EDIT: Jesus was responding earlier to something mentioned in Matthew 15:1-2

15 Then some Pharisees and teachers of the law came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked, 2 “Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders? They don’t wash their hands before they eat!”

Comrade Big Sexy

They went after gamblers gamers!

oh god my sides are gone too

Blaze it, Lenny Boi!

Sink! Sink! SINK!!!

Sink in the swamp, fucker!

Why so grumpy, Trumpy?

Time is a flat fucking circle. https://www.npr.org/2007/04/20/9688222/jesting-mccain-sings-bomb-bomb-bomb-iran

It was John McCain (noted “enemy” of Trump) who called for bombing Iran and doing this depraved shit 1st. Now Trump is doing McCain’s bidding.

America needs a brutal reign of terror just to get the thoughtless hogs to take politics seriously again

Jeez us fookin …

The “G” in CGM stands for glucose and ONLY measures blood sugar, you brainwormed idiot!

Someone please this fucking fool!

Here is the Archive link: https://archive.ph/nLuCz

cease-liar

This needs Yakkety Sax (aka The Benny Hill theme song) added.

unless America is actually more stupid than we think it is and wants to crash the global economy

Wonder what all the poor people are doing?

Sharpening their pitchforks, lighting their torches and finding out where you live. Asshole.