OptimusSubprime [he/him, they/them]
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3·5 days agoArchive link here: https://archive.ph/UFW6E
Still looks like a flying dildo.
Also, the human penis can go supersonic because it too has an air resistant shape.
This is cool and all, but I can’t help looking at it and thinking of this thing as a flying vibrator.
A “dil-drone”, if you will
17·9 days agoIsn’t McDonald’s considered haram in KSA?
EDIT: Did some deeper digging and found this: https://halalmcd.com/en.html
49·15 days agoTrump is gonna get murked. Just gotta wait for the lathe to spin up.
You know what? Good on her. Not an overreaction to me. Sounds to me like Loader is the kind of fuckwit says misogynistic, and probably racist shit “as a joke” then tries to take it all back. I’m glad she checked his ass in the worst way possible.
Goddamn ttrpg rules lawyers…
Nature is healing.
“which way did he go, which way did he go?”
“He went for FayyyyyGooooo!”
white slaves
Too cute. What makes you think they won’t lean more heavily into prisoner slave labor, especially black prisoner slave labor?
Yup. Should have known this would happen.
Fuck. I have to show my ass, I guess.
Mind you, this is only a hobby, I don’t believe in it, but I have seen some interesting coincidences associated with planetary positions in history.
Saturn in Aries is only part of the story. At the end of May, both Saturn and Neptune will be conjunct in Aries, at like 1° Aries. The last time Neptune was in Aries, the US had just began the civil war the day before on 12 April 1861. Neptune appeared there on 13 April. Now I’m not saying the US will break up, things now aren’t exactly the same as they were then. But it is odd how tensions in the US are high and how divided this country is now like back then as well.
With Saturn conjunct Neptune, this aspect happens every 36 years, give or take. Now this planetary observation could tickle Hexbear’s fancy. If we count back 36 years from 2025 we get 1989 - the year the Berlin wall fell, marking the start of the end of the USSR. 36 years before that was 1953, the year Stalin died. And 36 years before that, 1917 - the year of the two Russian revolutions.
Going back further, it’s not exactly year for year but it’s in the “ballpark”. So another 36 years back is 1881. Marx died in 1882. 36 years before that is 1845. The year Neptune was discovered was in 1846 and in 1848, The Communist Manifesto is published. Anything prior to that, correlations break down and kind of become meaningless. But then astrology is usually meaningless.
You can’t base what will happen on planets in the sky. Planets don’t control us. But like I said it’s interesting how these events have correlated to planetary positions. Can I tell you what’s coming next? Fuck no. Not based on astrology anyway. None of those astrologers can. Even if I could know, I wouldn’t tell any of you anyway - who knows what I would fuck up.
Anyway, fun post to come across. I’m going back to lurking.
Business Plot 2.0 incoming
Since this fucker is from Florida, ‘it’ should be familiar with the Scarface treatment. Hopefully someone administers that treatment soon.