PositiveNoise

Hmm. A bit of stretching might feel nice. Work that leg! Oh, and napping! Napping is super great. This is awesome. I think I’ll just hang here and wait for Miss Servant to bring me some noms (presumably).

That expression: “YES! This is IT! I’ve achieved it!” good kitty

mmm…unconscious nonsense…that hits the spot. Its like coffee for the soul!

I hear the sound of a thousand tiny Unicorns, lightly clapping in support. Sounds like coconuts. Tiny coconuts.

Stop touching the plug, Cowbee. I fear this is above your pay grade.

Damn it, Susan! Can’t you just be satisfied by hunting mice, like normal people?

Florals, indeed! The shirts I always wear when I’m ready to attract some bees.

<side eye glance>

“Methinks a cheddar we doth encounter.”
“For us?”
“Surely for us. Surely”