Yes exactly! With only two solid facts about your Cinderella (1. They work in the service industry, 2. They wear a size 5.5 crystal shoe), you’re never realistically going to find them. Especially if they’re in their work clothes with their work personality on. So there’s really only one option left.

Go round every local coffee shop, burger joint and hotel and get all the staff to try on your weird tiny shoe.

Lmao, like those rubber balls you can put on furniture to stop kids braining themselves?

Love how everybody here is hell bent on reinventing the word celibate.

You’re cold to the touch.

Eat it, see what happens.

Oh, that’s actually kind of cool. Is that for the primary drive or for swapping additional ones in and out?

Unironically love that. There’s a CD drive but what is that next to it? Is it a Zip drive?

Yeah, archive.org is regularly taking about 5mins to load a page. It does get there though.

What’s archive.ph about?

Here’s the Internet archive capture of the page originally.

Doing this off the top of my head too but I think it’s

• J for Juliet
• P for Papa
• Q for Cucumber
• S for Sierra
• U for Uniform
• V for Victor
• W for Whiskey
• Y for Yankee
• Z for Zulu

The string section are scavengers, they’ll wait for a poorly aimed honkwitch to land amongst them, then descend as a pack.

The spoils are divided up hierarchically, first violin always eats first.

In all honesty, I was being a bit unfair. It’s a wordpress site, so it’s probably a fan just nerding out to other fans about something they love.

Still though, a word to other nerds - it’s good to put up signposts for the curious, that’s how you draw them in.

( •᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )

That’s a fair point I guess.

Thank you. I feel like that should have been a key bit of info, but what do I know?

E: words are hard.

Amazingly, I read that whole article and still have absolutely no idea what Cyberpunk RED is.

Fantastic bit of journalism there.

It’s worth noting that there are naturally occurring “black” olives, but they tend to have a sort of purple hue, there are also sun dried black olives that are kind of wrinkly.

But those ink black ones you get on pizzas? Nah.

Fun fact: “Black olives, though labeled as “ripe” on supermarket cans, actually aren’t: these, a California invention, are green olives that have been cured in an alkaline solution, and then treated with oxygen and an iron compound (ferrous gluconate) that turns their skins a shiny patent-leather black.”

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/article/olives–the-bitter-truth

R34 is also short for rule 34 - “if it exists, there’s porn of it on the internet”

So if you search R34 and anything, you’ll get porn.

I’d be pretty surprised if this didn’t have something to do with the Great Green Wall project, even if it’s a knock on effect of that work.

It’s a reference to a film called The Thing.