Fierce.

My grandma always used to say ‘oysters make them moister.’

Now I want to make a clam chowder buttplug.

Yeah I guess it’s not the coal temperature but the actual bbq temperature.

Jokes are funny.

If you keep trying maybe you’ll get it.

I’ve been doing my steak over 600 degree Fahrenheit charcoal lately and it turns out killer.

We’re not talking about cheap whores here though.

The female orgasm is a myth.

This is the kind of shower thought you have after slipping and hitting your head.

Is this a small government?

Have you ever used one to stoke a fire?

Oh man I spent the time translating this peak of German humor.

I like mixing some milk into my crisps to make sogs.

I’d shop there for sure.

I’m gonna need more than three pixels to tell if these are the same person, boss.

It’s kind of a prude.

Thanks for flipping this over so we can read it.

Only people who disagree with me find me controversial.

What I know is he’s eighty-three.

I don’t think I’m a misogynist or a good representation of Lemmy as a whole.