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Cake day: August 14th, 2023

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  • You can take 1% of anything, then multiply as well.

    Like 7% of 15.50

    1% is .155 (10% is moving decimal to left once, 1% is twice)

    .155 × 7 = 1.083

    That’s a hard one to do in your head, but .155 × 7 is easier to do on paper than 15.50 × .07.

    Say something is 49.99 and 7% off. 1% is .5. .5 ×7 = 3.5. You could probably do that in your head. Otherwise, good luck trying to do 7% of 50 in your head.

    Edit: Hmm. So you could also do 3.5% of 100 instead of 7% of 50. That would have been the easiest way to do that one.

    Bonus: I thought I’d mention 11s. They are my favorite thing in math because they are so easy and you seem like a math wizard to anyone.

    Say you have 42 × 11. That’s 462.

    You just split apart the 4 and 2, add 4 and 2, then stick it in the middle.

    Something like 67 × 11. Where the digits add >10.

    6…7, 6+7=13, 6+1…3…7. So 737.



  • Jake being bad at acting could have been a shtick

    Like “Jake you’re famous now! We need you to do commercials!” Jake “But I can’t act!”

    libertery mutual, a company that is referenced in the meme, even does this with a real actor that acts like he can’t act.

    Jake from state farm was supposed to be a normal dude. Him not being an actor probably makes his delivery that much better

    Replacing Jake with a professional actor seems wrong. It’s no longer “Jake”




  • Don’t think of anything real

    My favorite trick is to think of myself in a movie and play it out. I commonly put myself in Harry Potter. I walk up to the hogwarts castle door…then I just have fun making stuff up and playing it out like a movie in my head. Next thing I know, I’m asleep.

    If I get too far, I just pick a different movie and start over

    The worst thing you can do while falling asleep is thinking about the real world. The present, past, or future. Nope, don’t think about it.

    Clear your mind and jump start a dream






  • Sludgeyy@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneRule
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    1 month ago

    I saw it as

    1. Stick figure in bed
    2. Blowjob
    3. Piledriver
    4. Rest
    5. Blowjob
    6. Resume piledriver

    I thought it was funny when i first saw it. I see the whole car thing now after reading the comment. So maybe the stick figure never leaves his house and just gets blowjobs. They could be a sex worker that takes money for letting other stick figures suck their stick. And they are waiting for their next client in-between. Or the stick figure in the first frame is the one giving blowjobs and waiting.