“Respectable golf game”? Don’t you know that Dear Orange Asshole once shot a 17? Impossible you say? The ball bounced out of the hole and rolled all the way to the next hole, thereby beating Kim Jong Il’s record of 18 holes in one in a row.

Exactly right, comrade. I wish more Lemmings were fans of George Carlin.

My younger brother, who taught himself how to play guitar, was amazed that I can whistle in tune.

Not being on my phone at work.

I voted for Obama in 2008 for exactly this reason, that was his platform. Then I watched from my hospital bed in 2010 (partial colonectomy due to diverticulitis) while they (the House and Senate) voted it down. I don’t know if he/they was/were corrupted by pharma money after the fact, or if he/they ever intended to follow through to begin with.

In the book Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber, he quotes Obama where he makes the excuse that having Medicare for All would leave 3 million insurance workers out of a job. That would be like stifling the proliferation of electric lighting because of the impact it would have on the whaling industry.

A broken clock is right twice a day. Fuck Brian Tyler Coen, you AIPAC paid fucking shill.

Have you ever seen the indy movie Citizen Ruth with Laura Dern? I actually knew the guy who played her meth-head boyfriend, and the fat-ass biker escort later on in the movie.

Brian Thomson, the scumbag CEO of United Healthcare, was probably responsible for thousands, if not tens of thousands, of deaths by the systematic denial of service to paying customers. If one psychopath kills another, how do we determine which is worse? You, my friend, are a boot-licking clown. When you get cancer, I hope Thompson’s replacement tells you to go pound sand.

Santa is the most communist of communists; giving gifts to all children just for being “good”.

This is how I started questioning the existence of Santa, even kids I knew were little bastards got all the good gifts.

It’s my opinion, so it’s not “factually untrue” or empirically true. You calling it factually untrue is itself factually untrue. I’m 54, so I’ve seen a lot more of politics than you have (I’m guessing you’re 30-something). Since you’re obviously too smart to be this dumb, you’re most likely a shill, which is even worse than being a MAGA r*tard.

Just because AOC calls herself a “democratic socialist” doesn’t mean she is. If a chicken calls itself an eagle, does that make it so?

We need a third party. If Bernie had had the balls to run Independent, he would have kicked both Trump’s and Hillary’s asses. Most people in the U.S. are in the middle, the real middle, not the bullshit choice of Nazi versus slightly nicer Nazi.

Apparently not, as Kirk was one of the biggest bootlickers.

You beat me by an hour, and about 6 shots of vodka.

While I hate The View, Trump is a fascist fucking clown. Hillary and Kamalama gave us Trump. Bernie was just a psi-op to funnel people back into the military-industrial complex.

If God is everywhere, He’s up your ass too.

She’s the next Bernie. Her purpose is to sheepdog leftists back into the Democratic party, which is far from democratic. The Dems are basically queer Nazis.

Agreed.

My thoughts exactly. Yo-semite.

Are you trying to say Jews run Hollywood? /s

Zionism is not Judaism, Jerry, you pedo fuckface.