15.7 billion miles (168 AU)

Americans will convert their miles to every yee yee ass unit under the sun before using metric.

Agreed. RAID is useless. Your drives will never fail before you’d want to replace them with larger ones anyway.

The illustration in the OP is literally traced from a still of BR2049.

From the article:

early signature checks from several countries found about 97% of signatures to be valid

FYI: unless you have a very specific model of CD drive, your PS1 backups aren’t perfect copies. They will work but the copy protection might not have been read properly. It’s not important in 99.9% of use cases. If you need a perfect copy, download NoIntro dumps.

Automattic bought Tumblr after the porn ban.

Because Pokémon fell down hard after Gen 5, and has a lot of unrealized potential. It could be great if Nintendo actually cared about delivering a good product.

inb4 “akchually Pokémon games are developed by Game Freaks”

Nintendo has the power to tell them to fuck off if their games continue being worse and worse every year, but don’t.

“États” is “States” ☝️🤓

Right? Kick literally had a mentally ill man die on stream and tried to erase their tracks to avoid responsibility.

Was? No. It still is.

Well, those things are essentially pure sugar, so they are still edible.

True, but consuming the calories isn’t as easy for everyone.

HCaptcha is a drop-in replacement. Altcha is a standalone alternative (no 3rd party server needed).

There is no reason to use reCaptcha anymore.

It’s all genetics. Some people gain a lot of weight easily, some eat as much as they can but still lose weight.

I’m 5’7 and 130lbs. It took me 3 years to gain 30lbs. Gaining more is legitimately impossible. There simply isn’t enough time in a day to eat enough calories, unless I do nothing else.

Right? It only has 3 games and they’re already talking about a new one? They should give it a few years at least before giving up.

It’s almost as bad as Limp Bizkit’s Behind Blue Eyes.

Euthanize means lethal injection. It’s a common way to kill animals for various reasons (too sick, too violent…), obviously it’s never voluntary on the part of the animal.

1. Granted. The definition of a mile is now 1/60th of the distance travelled by light in an hour.
2. This is already the case, as matter travels through time and space at the speed of light. The speed of light is the only speed, the only variable is how much of that speed is used in space or time.

True, but it’s not satirical.

Rufus uses the feature for unattended installations. This will never be removed, as this is very commonly used by enterprise customers.