Yeah but the true number of people buying that

The true number is very high. Amerikkkans are and ignorant hoggish people.

Gotta keep those Penguins in line

CIA during the Cold War: Hopped up alcoholic psychos smearing LSD onto the doorknobs of historically black churches and overthrowing Latam democracies.

CIA today: Some YOPO DC dork who posts furry porn to the DSA’s twitter before hitting up Planet Fitness.

They’ve tried hitting him with the cancer gun but all the McDonald’s he eats has pickled his body and he’s immune.

It is. But having a bunch of intelligence goons around is a very BL thing to do.

Most normal Black Lagoon episode

but there’s nothing wrong with his looks

He looks bit better now but he used to look really emaciated because his diet was just fast food. Older pics of him he looks almost like a ghoul with how pale and boney his face was. If he actually ate alright and took better care of himself he’d probably look like a normal dude.

He may be exaggerating but he’s shown some pics that confirm he’s living in squalor

Damn you’re probably right.

I like to imagine an alt reality where some nice English teacher saw little Elon struggling and was nice to him and prevented his evil brainworms and he grew up to be a SciFi writer who only occasionally talked about his weird upbringing when being interviewed with the SFWA. Still addicted to ketamine though.

Wait, really?

I think this really didn’t start till he was into his teens so he should have had a bit more of a sense of personal responsibility.

I’m less inclined to sympathize with him. Felix pointed out on the podcast nobody here listened to that it seems a pretty common things when teens have a chronically ill parent they take advantage of it to become a self indulgent troglodyte. I actually knew a kid like this in high school like this, their response to have a low energy parent is to take advantage of the situation.

His only family was his mom and she died of cancer

“Hey hot lady, go kill Castro!”

“Okay”

later

“So is Castro dead?”

“Yeah about that…”

Baths make me feel good and smell nice.

AI tells me to put super glue on pizza and makes creepy images of anime girls with fucked up hands.

Yes, in it Mao shows up and shoots you for you petite Bourg consumerism.

Apparently that’s not legal. If you can’t run for president you can’t be vice president. Not that Trump would care but it’s not the legal loophole some think it is.

ICE? More like… uhhhhh… ISSE? IKKKE? Fuck! Mao help me!