I like it better with freshly cooked chickpeas

Or cold hamberders

Well CUT IT OUT, then!

Then they wouldn’t have made it for lunch.

I love having an hour at home everyday at lunchtime to make fresh, healthy meals from scratch

Ugh. Somebody totally fucking called this the other day.

It is no longer too soon

It is, in fact, too late

Oh good, there’s more?

Y’all ever see one of those fuckers admit they were wrong?

That baby was coming right for 'em.

Remember that baby an officer shot the other day? Shoulda had a gun.

Laws don’t matter any more.

OK, but you’d still be brown.

At that point, was it really the rendering speed, or just the finer game engine granularity that made a difference?

Literally zero, but they’ll constantly tell you how amazing the difference is.

No, it’s boring and generic. He name before sounded like a rude word, and mine is just weird and literally always mispronounced by everyone.

We would also have accepted “polychloroethene”

My partner likes my family more than hers, but has continued to keep her ex-husband’s surname because she likes it better than both her childhood one and mine.

sugarwater

Marsha