Sporty

You don’t seem to understand.

I am literally 6’5". That fact is being disagreed with.

Furthermore, y’all are short.

I wasn’t aware that it was specifically targeting criminals at all.

No, I’m just 6’5"

Edit: downvotes? Do you reject reality and substitute your own?

Edit edit: apparently it’s just an “I’m angy that I’m short” button

Why would I thank management for this?

That’s short

This is what’s keeping me afloat while America tanks its own economy

Clicking the picture deploys a missile

Oh, so that’s why they insisted on vision-only! LiDAR isn’t racist enough

Thank you!

It actually loads now. There was no error, just Zeno’s progress bar.

I know why.

It’s because it’s a scam.

Sadly, that Church of the Universe link won’t load for me.

Brock “Allen” Turner, the rapist?

Yes, and it’s easier to keep something like that confined to a car. There’s more space and a sizeable natural buffer.

Now imagine a train car full of people using this.

That would clutter the fuck out of the airwaves, and is insecure to boot. You don’t wanna pick up someone else’s signal.

Clearly that’s a Belgian Army Knife

And Nestlé owns them all.

It owns all the other ones, too, because they dare to have “Seattle” in their addresses.

Don’t be surprised that fascists use the fascist megaphone.

Lotsa Nazis out there.

That joke was already made in the article.