SparkyBauer44

The horse is named ‘chunks’.

Mmmhmmm

Yeah. Chief keef had to do this as well in the Midwest, due to warrants. It was extremely lackluster.

Hockey-est caption ever.

Woah. That is wild. It just keeps growing!

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They can send the checks to one address that way. streamLINING.

“Tomorrow, you will let me change your socks.”

I just sent that to my Trumper buddy. Like we’re crazy for empathy and protesting, while he forgot about diapers and ear bandages.

I thought it was “bitching”. But his works better still.

And tone deaf, eh?

“Sir. Sir? Sir. (sigh) have you tried turning the internet off and on again?”

Spin the wheel, donny. Let’s see who takes the blame this week on “IT!” “WASN’T!” “ME!”

Jumping the shark is when the plot is lost and a ridiculous next move makes it apparent that the value is gone and the entity has become a joke of itself. That’s my interpretation. I did not google.

Bending over before they even ask. How brave of you.

Oh man! My girlfriend and I are the like the perfect yin and yang. I’m adhd and feel exactly what this conveys. BUT, my girlfriend is witty and nerdy, so everytime the egg roll scenario happens, she goes, “my notes say you did/didn’t like that last time”. And it’s eyewatering just thinking about it.

I think that every criminal with an ‘R’ on his chest thinks that they will be pardoned for any and everything.