Not the most depressing long COVID graph I’ve seen this year, but definitely top 6.

Nobel Peace Prize. Hmm…

Undocumented side benefit: a 24 ton block of concrete can crush a lot of Teslas.

Ło1. Lmăű, eveñ.

The sound pandas make is called “bleating”. Make of that what you will.

Thccculhu

Happy Hallow-jeans.

Rebranding the means of production as Seizables™️

Damn, Paris is so small compared to the Louvre.

Honhonhonor Among Thieves, coming autumn 2026.

DHH has been a Nazi since Basecamp, tbh. I think it just became more obvious as Rails (and, now, the entire Ruby ecosystem) became more and more central to his personality cult and pocketbook. I’m sure joining the Shopify board last year has only exacerbated the problem.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpheidae

The pistol shrimp knows its family.

Well, now that I see what “12 packs of Oreos” could mean at that price point, I might have to adjust that 50ish guess quite a bit higher. I was expecting like 12 4- or 8-packs, but if they’re already doing a dozen free-floating sleeves in a box then we may be looking at something closer to 150. I hope the free gift you get in China is a pancreas. 😰

$14 for 50ish Oreos or more plus some branded tat seems like a better deal than Burgerreich would allow.

“To beat the Chinese, you must become Chinese” - Nick Mullen

If they dictate where and when you work, that’s clear cut misclassification.

Definitely deploying this at work.

The yawning void is hungry and I need to text my estranged adult children.

Who want they bissy sur-fleyed?

Also, classic Boonta Vista rule: always engage your handbrake when you park.

150 words isn’t enough to describe any of the bespoke Hexbear tendencies, so I think you’re safe if you just stick to the word count.