ROC (Republic of Clowns)

Roboticists are not beating the charges.

A bloodless coup, all smotherings.

“Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That’s not my department”, says Wernher von Braun.

Finally, the machine that jacks you off can be completed! I guess it probably has other uses, idk, I’m not a roboticist.

Police are examining footage of a hooded person seen pressing the EPO button at OpenAI’s datacenter. We have received the following image of the suspect’s weapon:

If I were a CEO (and therefore likely a shareholder making more on capital gains than whatever salary I “earn” on the books), I would relish the opportunity to pump the value of my stock with meme hype and then get a sick severance package from the machine I told to “fire” me. Aww, shucks, I sure wish I could keep coming to the office and pretending to work instead of staying home in my million dollar gooncave pursuing my actual passions.

My Kimmortal

I was literally in a store called Staples yesterday looking for one of these fuckers and they simply did not have it. Baffling.

Damn, I hope no one has already started a non-profit for prostate cancer support called Post-Nut Charity.

Go to the hearing or you’ll risk deportation. Don’t go to the hearing or you’ll risk deportation. If only there were a name for this kind of situation. 🤔

The presidential thing would have been to launch a hypersonic missile at a certain Caucasian Domicile.

Truly prodigious levels of posting through it. o7 to the flotilla and all friends of Palestine. Hope Ansar Allah will lend support if they can.

House Oversight Unit for National Debts: HOUND

Five Pinocchios, they weren’t Turks!

Uhh, lemm.ee be clear.

Just watched an episode where the kids shrink down to watch a cucumber turn into a pickle. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

Technologies that are awesome for resistance movements ruined by Euromerican demons:

• Hydrogen bomb
• Encryption
• Kale salad

Functional languages like Scala, Haskell, and Lisp dialects are prominent in some industries. Scala is especially workable since it runs on the JVM so there are plenty of Java shops with a chunk of Scala that needs maintaining. Haskell is a little worse on pay since it’s a very enthusiast-driven language, so people will take a hit on pay to write the language they like. Most of the jobs are also in crypto and other evil shit, so it’s kind of depressing when the market is otherwise cold.

Rust is still in this category, though it’s in a hype cycle right now so the market can be weird. Modern PHP is having something of a renaissance, so if you don’t still write the ancient garbage version then you can get into some neat spaces.

I also imagine knowing how to write modern C++ will probably get you quite far, considering how much of the industry still writes the C++ I learned in high school.