Don’t forget Jon Voight, James Woods, Kelsey Grammer, Kevin Sorbo, Roseanne Barr, Michael Rapaport, Scott Baio, and Randy’s brother Dennis. Nicki Minaj and Kanye can do the halftime show.

He was sentenced to 3 years.

The creamy texture comes from all the entrained air bubbles.

It probably took forever to make the one.

We didn’t carry cameras around all the time.

If you live in Eastern, you’ve heard Central on tv or the radio because it neighbors you and some people in Central might be getting the same broadcast. You’ve heard Pacific because a lot of media is out of LA. There’s nothing important in the Mountain time zone, and it’s far away from you, so you don’t hear about it often.

Punks are always having to run off Nazis who want to come to their shows.

Or colored mayonnaise, but colored by the photographer, not by Hellmann’s.

I’d like to see a painting based on an AI picture based on OP’s painting.

I’d really like to see the final painting after 10 iterations of this.

It’s a prank/art project. Someone made this themself, then took it to a grocery store for the photo shoot.

Agreed. Jail for everyone, myself included.

I’m with you on this one. The way they rudely asked that question, then forced you to look up the answer and post the link. It should be illegal.

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Wrong.

He’s dumb as rock.

The lyrics to the chorus of his signature song are “I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free.”

Not “…in America, where…”, which would make grammatical sense.

It would be odd to be standing behind a contortionist and see them tilt their head back to look at you while their body continues facing forward.

what

Pretty much any group from history behaved terribly by modern standards. Even the colonized were doing their own colonizing before being overpowered by a more powerful colonizer.

Ok, then wtf is this?

The duck might not even be flapping; just being used as a sail.