But Gal Gadot sang a song! It should have been fixed nah?

I mean… he could also just take a private jet out of the US and do all his evil mastermind schemes over a Zoom call

If I was the passenger… that’s the exact moment I would take out my (now soiled) underwear and wave them around frantically as surrender

Well… that’s one way to hitch a ride

But, just hear me out… have you tried, like, NOT being a woman?

“You mean trans?”

…Fuck…!

The day Americans realized no one was coming to save them 🫂

Ah! Same here… I just went 20 minutes really early in the morning 🤣

The wind is good when you’re moving but as soon as you stop for a red light… you die…!

… my favorite hobby “this week”

A basic road bike I guess? 😅

Even house cats… they rake their piss and shit under litter with these little paws…. Now imagine the septis if it gets all in your blood 😅

“But I’m a naturalized American!!”

In 1998 on your registration form, you wrote “OK” in the space labeled as “do not write here”!

I’ve heard stories of two police departments confusing each other and literally get in a fighting match, so it might not be that far fetched

(Undercover drug buyers meeting undercover drug sellers … hilarity ensues)

Uniform? They all look like they raided the RealTree section of the local Walmart

Well… yes actually 😅

Nah… take the Iranian government, then take the Israel government… and throw them both into the Thunderdome!

Pay-per-view that shit! (And use the proceeds to help innocent rebuild their lives)

Yet they didn’t know about preparation for the October 7th attack?

Tinfoil hat mode: they let it happen to have a reason to raze Gaza to the ground.

(Sorry, that’s my “Bush did 9/11” moment)

Pretty sure it’s to cover up that Teheran is already a mushroom cloud…

Perkins is the GOAT !

It’s when I started watching Acquisitions Inc that I realized how much I could improve as a DM 🤣

I picked up so much tricks and techniques just watching him run these games

Everybody who was passionate about games have left and been replaced by money-grabbing opportunists who only want to inflate the stock value, bail out and get their severance pay.

I don’t have links to it at the moment (I’m prepping dinner… so excuse the laziness 😅) but if you search “D&D controversy” or “OGL” you’ll find plenty of discussions and analysis.

In short: they tried (but are still attempting to) bring micro-transactions and loot box mechanics to tabletop games.

What do you mean WinRAR isn’t free?!

“The innocent and civilian population is a sacrifice we are willing to make”